Little Johnny Boy

Little Johnny Boy


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”

Beer Festival

Beer Festival




After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

Funny story

The unwilling fellow

    A schoolboy came across a small  bridge on his way home from school. Due to negligence, he dropped his school - bag into river. He shouted loudly, asking the adults nearby to pick the bag out of the water for him. Many people assembled, looking at the bag, which was bobbing up and down in the water. Anyway, no one dared to jump into the river to pick up the bag because it was winter then and is was rather cold. all of a sudden, a man with all his clothes on jumped into the water without saying a word and picked the bag up for the boy. The news spread fast and  reporters from the local journal rushed to the spot to get information for their articles. They interviewed the brave man:

     "What is the motive that made you forget the cold winter weather to jump into the river and pick up the school bag for the boy?"

     " Damm it, someone had shoved me into the river. Luckily I can Swim", was the young man's answer.